Chocoholic Recipes

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

“What a coincidence,” he said, “This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating,” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man.

As they clinked glasses he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For months all my hens were infertile, but today they’re finally laying fertilized eggs.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did you manage that?”

“I switched c-o-c-k-s,” he replied.

She smiled and said, “What a coincidence!”